I know I’ve said this before, but if you’re the kind of person who wears a “Cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich” shirt
I probably don’t like you
i just told my dad some teenage girls think serial killers are cool and he threw his hands up in exasperation and huffed “FUCK THE ENTIRE WORLD”

(Source: melliflu0us)
HORRIFIED SCREAM
One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life.
This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove.