jennyatsdcc:

Or we can watch Star Wars all machete like?
i. am. so. down.
let’s pull a clockwork orange and force christina to experience a new hope

I refuse to allow you to tape my eyelids up and drink milk.

a-flash-in-an-abyss:

saving-livesprn:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

I could have used this on deployment… Would have made things soo much easier to pack my shit

Doing this for my next FTX. Rucks are only so big.

a-flash-in-an-abyss:

saving-livesprn:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

I could have used this on deployment… Would have made things soo much easier to pack my shit

Doing this for my next FTX. Rucks are only so big.

(Source: neverforget14)

whiskeyontheocean:

supermattural:

daniwubsbass:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

weareallanemic:

misterpornographic:

killingsecrets:


^ Er Nurse

^ Funeral Director

^Works in management

^Medical professional

^Mr & Mrs Claus

^Teacher

^Vet Tech

For all you tattoo bashers out there.

Tattoos don’t make the character. Learn people. Learn.

This.

The previous generations really did a number on us when it comes to tattoos. They made us believe that tattoos are unprofessional and unsightly, when, really, tattoos and body art have existed through pretty much the entirety of human history. Tattoos, unless they are of an offensive nature, are not any more unprofessional than make-up, or jewelry, etc.I remember one time I was asked by a friend who is a manager if she should hire a guy with tattoos. My first question to her was about how qualified the guy was for the position, and she explained he was very qualified. Her: “If you went to a store to buy something, would it bother you if the person helping you had tattoos?”Me: “As long as he does his job properly and helps me when I need it, he could be wearing a Halloween costume for all I care.” 

bless this post.

this is the same thing about piercings
like do people actually go into stores like “oh my god i cant shop here that person has a nose ring”
if you do then you need to rethink your priorities and think about how stupid you are


^ architect in NYC & harpsichord enthusiast

whiskeyontheocean:

supermattural:

daniwubsbass:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

weareallanemic:

misterpornographic:

killingsecrets:

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^ Er Nurse

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^ Funeral Director

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^Works in management

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^Medical professional

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^Mr & Mrs Claus

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^Teacher

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^Vet Tech

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For all you tattoo bashers out there.

Tattoos don’t make the character. Learn people. Learn.

This.

The previous generations really did a number on us when it comes to tattoos. They made us believe that tattoos are unprofessional and unsightly, when, really, tattoos and body art have existed through pretty much the entirety of human history. Tattoos, unless they are of an offensive nature, are not any more unprofessional than make-up, or jewelry, etc.

I remember one time I was asked by a friend who is a manager if she should hire a guy with tattoos. My first question to her was about how qualified the guy was for the position, and she explained he was very qualified. 

Her: “If you went to a store to buy something, would it bother you if the person helping you had tattoos?”

Me: “As long as he does his job properly and helps me when I need it, he could be wearing a Halloween costume for all I care.” 

bless this post.

this is the same thing about piercings

like do people actually go into stores like “oh my god i cant shop here that person has a nose ring”

if you do then you need to rethink your priorities and think about how stupid you are

^ architect in NYC & harpsichord enthusiast

(Source: holydragonjuice)

red-dirt-roads:

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

That wasp is a dirt dobber.  They’re pretty fucking chill compared to hornets.  Yellowjackets are also wasps but they are the biggest assholes in the natural world.

(Source: leatherh0ff)

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

grillledcheese:

pat pat pat pat

plays

constantbullshitting:

gothstoner:

intertnet:

my boyfriend sent me this at 4 in the morning 

im deleting

i’m aroused.. And confused.

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

(Source: iraffiruse)

(Source: dulect)

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.
Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.
Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.
ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.
I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!
You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.
Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.

Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.

Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.

ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.

I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!

You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.

Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)