Watching this from the beginning again.

Yes.

(Source: zukkos)

matthewfuckingjuco:

I know I’ve said this before, but if you’re the kind of person who wears a “Cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich” shirt

I probably don’t like you

brakhage:

i just told my dad some teenage girls think serial killers are cool and he threw his hands up in exasperation and huffed “FUCK THE ENTIRE WORLD”

Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
High School: What are friends?
College: /minecraft.

(Source: melliflu0us)

garyfrompokemon:

jstforkicks:
Nigga fuck a zombie apocalypse. Im good for close range shit. Just need some M4s, AA-12s, Glock 18s, Desert Eagles, & a Barrett .50 cal for long range shit & I’ll be good. I need a team of niggas as well.

garyfrompokemon:

jstforkicks:

Nigga fuck a zombie apocalypse. Im good for close range shit. Just need some M4s, AA-12s, Glock 18s, Desert Eagles, & a Barrett .50 cal for long range shit & I’ll be good. I need a team of niggas as well.

conversationparade:

HORRIFIED SCREAM

(Source: christevans)

eatprayplay:

kakaleng1:

A Guide to how to refuse a hug  Self Defense by Loki Laufeyson

this is perfect for people who hate being touched

Why does this remind me of Raphie?

eatprayplay:

kakaleng1:

A Guide to how to refuse a hug  Self Defense by Loki Laufeyson

this is perfect for people who hate being touched

Why does this remind me of Raphie?

omgitssteph:

Me all summer long~ 

thekingwizard:

One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. 

This is what happens when you put a lava lamp on the stove. 

ivoryindecision:

i really want to see the original video…

(Source: consulting-assassin-who)