regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

(Source: sassykardashian)

trappedinvacancy:

starfighting:

do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”

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My life right now

mako-of-steel asked: korra with her hair down or mako in a tank top?

(Source: bolin-boy)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

teacher: don't bullshit this essay
me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
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danielatumbls:

Stars Fell On Alabama (Cover) by Daniela Andrade x Hanbyul Kang

So if you haven’t already figured it out, Hanbyul has the kinda voice that takes you to another time but boy am I glad he exists in this era and that I was able to get together and make a video with him. Please check out his channel/patreon and support some amazing, amazing talent!

http://www.patreon.com/HanbyulKang

http://www.youtube.com/hsbyl

THE WORD FOUR IS ONLY DIFFERENT BY SLIGHT TONE THAN THE WORD TO DIE.
WHAT DID I GET MYSELF INTO.

I decided to try and learn some cantonese


I can’t even say I.
What is this.

queerfabulousmermaid:

subwaysmells:

huffpostworld:

This gallant little boy comforted a classmate on her first day of preschool, and we’re not getting over it ever. 

See the full video here.

aw

they’re so cute my heart can’t take it

whiskey-weather:

If you are a human being and another human being decides that grabbing you and forcing you to submit to a sexual act is in their best interest, it is probably in your best interest to incapacitate that individual. All the hashtags and internet signs in the world won’t help you do that.

A small framed woman against a large framed man becomes less of a size battle when you shoot him in the face.

A drunk, grabby man becomes less of a threat when the more sober man shoots him in the stomach and runs to call for help.

An aggressive girlfriend bent on getting her way might fall to the wayside when you smash her throat and fill her face with pepper spray when you run for help.

A group of inebriated men decided that the girl walking home alone of a different color needed to get their meat inside her. Things end up different when you insert lead into their hearts.

A group of bureaucrats sit down and decide that defending yourself is illegal. Running away and calling 911 is your only option. “Piss yourself or tell him you have your period” is now your option. The Brady Campaign wants you to submit to rape instead of killing your attacker.

These people are your enemy. They care not for your safety.

Evil exists. It won’t go away. There are many situations possible when it comes to sexual assault. Both physical and legislative. And more laws won’t help you. No one is responsible for your own safety other than you, in the world we live in. Please, please learn to defend yourself, and in the case of differently abled individuals, please work on an escape plan, even if that’s just a faster way to dial 911. Protect yourself. Your life is worth more than someone who is trying to ruin or end yours.

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

dirtygvrl:

Rabbit Shaming [x]

I’m dead

(Source: seoulsister)